Rufus, walked into a restaurant & shouted his order, ”Gimme half a jerk chicken & then give everybody a ox tail, because when I eat, I want everyone to eat too!”
The waiter processed his request & gave him his meal & everyone else their meals.
When they finished enjoying their meal he shouted another order, ”Serve me a drink of Hennesy & give everybody else a "Q" of white rum, because when I drink, I want everybody to drink too!”
Everyone was happy & started singing his praises, saying Rufus is “The Man”.
When Rufus finished his drink he shouted again: “Gimme my bill & give everybody else their own bill, because when I pay, I want everybody to pay too."
Just tell me, where do you expect Rufus to be by now. 😂😩😄😇
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